garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour

lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Big Hoss

Madison

Madison is THE big hoss

by Madisonbighossss June 4, 2021

you are so hosed

it means yes or to agree to something someone says.

"omg this is so kewl!"
"you are so hosed!"

by Ninzi123 May 21, 2008

hoss cat

A term indigenous to the southern Virginia region used to describe someone who is considered cock diesel. See also cock diesel.

Vin Diesel is a hoss cat.

by eph206 October 5, 2003

chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

by Rotormitch January 15, 2008

hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.

See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.

by Funky Big Geek Freak Booty Daddy March 10, 2003

hose beast

Human female that can't get enough cock.

"She's a real hose beast". From the film "The Wild Life" (1984).

by John H. Gamez April 20, 2006