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hooters

the boobs dumbass!!!!!!!!
by ass March 8, 2003
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hoofer

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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High Class Hooker

Girls that go to Ridge High School. (A girl with money, who wears a little less clothing than a porn star in Algebra II)
A girl(the high class hooker) walks into a classroom, wearing a a tank top that covers half her stomach, and barely half of her boobs, and a short ripped up jean skirt, that's just a couple inches off her ass, and heals. She sits down in her assigned seat.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.
by A girl from October 21, 2005
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fishnet hooker

A girl who is addicted to a guy and will do anything to be with him forever. Even if the guy doesnt like her, she will stay by his side forever.
#1: Jocelyne you fackin fishnet hooker get away from Perry.
Jocelyne: NO!!! MY PEAR WEEEE HES MINE ALL MINESSS
#1: ur crazy beeyatch
by P GIMME March 17, 2005
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Smelly Pirate Hooker

A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!
Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?
by NateDawg583 July 10, 2010
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hooker on wheels

A chick who has sex with anyone with a car, and lets everybody know it.
by tweeks May 17, 2006
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hookerbeast

an ugly motherfucker, someone who'd have to pay YOU a shitload of money to have any sort of physical or sexual actions with them.
Jonny: Hey there's your kinda girl, she's eye fucking you.
Marcus: Hell nah, she's a hookerbeast, HAHAHAHA you nasty fuck Jonny.
by Marcus J O November 15, 2006
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