Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.

Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

hawk

an embry riddle pilot who is especially arrogent and flies into mountains.

"my name is hawk, i am a pilot and i flew into a mountain and survived"

by psedonym February 25, 2005

hawke

a misspelled type of bird

you can't spell, dumbass

by brice richards September 12, 2004

jew hawk

a mohawk that is not quite over 4" tall...or a mohawk on the head of a jew

"damn look at that kids mohawk"..."nahh man..thats a jew hawk"

by Superhonkey January 7, 2008

hawkward

The awkwardness that accompanies a group of unable bodies at the unfortunate institution called Illinois Tech, home of the Scarlet Hawks. Used to display dismay towards the general population of said school.

Just came back from a party at IIT, dang that sausage fest was hawkward.

by surreality June 26, 2008

hawk

To aggressivly peddle goods.

MC Pee Pants hawked diet pills.

by Alex April 17, 2006

Hawked

When playing Call of Duty, you kill an enemy by hitting him with a stun grenade, rendering him as useful on the battlefield as Stephen Hawking.

John: Dude, I just killed that guy by hitting him with a stun grenade.

Henry: He just got Hawked!

by walrus 789 June 8, 2010