glasgow

a place that god forgot and i wish i could
the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a brning man in the face

you gotta love it tho

"na dont go glasgow you'll get horribly stabbed"
"it'll be fun tho"
"fair point"

by 9990000 April 20, 2009

glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

by everythingzen December 9, 2008

Glass Bottomed Blumpkin

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.

Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.

by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004

glass ceiling

A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.

Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.

by gipperee September 11, 2004

glass shoes

84's, swangers, etc.

Ridin' wood and yella, glass shoes like cinderella

by topdola September 22, 2006

fake glasses

Glasses in which are used for decoration purposes only, not for eye sight.

Those fake glasses that actor is wearing describe the character.

by Cookiesareforever101 May 21, 2016

glass-plans

Plans you make without the intention of keeping (ie, they're breakable)

"I ran into my old lab partner today. We made glass-plans to have coffee next week."

by Megan Redhead October 21, 2001