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german handshake

When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.
"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"

(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'
by Jackal April 15, 2005
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pit bull germany

A clothing brand that, as the name implies, comes fom germany. it was founded in frankfurt. one of the two founders moved to u.s.a. and also launched a pit bull company for america that goes by the name "pit bull west coast"
the clothes are strongly associated with the hooligan scene and also loved by street gangs in europe. in fact some german schools banned it.
pit bull germany is worn by hooligans, jocks, gabber fans, bouncers, muslim street gangs, chavs, professional wife beaters, skinheads and other friendly, educated people.
its one step below lonsdale
by sgrDD March 19, 2008
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German rap

The worst type of music to ever exist, basically earrape. Full of cultural appropriation, racism and homophobia. Also full with autotune and is against women. Always describing them as objects or slaves.
Dumb ass local: yo did you hear capital bra’s (german rapper) new song?

Person who has taste: no why would I hear someone who isn’t feminist?
by German rap August 13, 2020
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National Socialist German Workers Party

An up-and-coming socialist political party in Germany. Their policies promise democratic socialism and a strong economy that makes the world forget about the past
Me: have you heard about the National Socialist German Workers Party?
My friend: yeah bitch, I fuck with that
by You fell for this, didnt you? November 16, 2020
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German helmet

A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.
Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet
Johnny: You lie.
by Chronos9 February 21, 2011
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German Teacup

A gamblers game for gearheads involving whiskey, milk, money, plastic bags and/or a wet/dry vac, and a willing/incapacitated owner of a 4 wheel drive, turbo, kroutburning automobile.

(yeah yeah, safe place etc etc etc, dont try this at home, yadda yadda)

Parking lot, frozen lake, some D-bag neighbors lawn, etc.

All 4 'contestants' toss $20-whatever $ ya got into the console. Winner takes all

Take shot of whiskey, then the shot of milk. Wait one min. Take second shot of whiskey, check seatbelts and ralph pouch, hang on.

Driver (Also contestant #1) turns and holds the wheel all the way left, trans in 2nd gear, hit the throttle and as it hits the rev limiter, side step the clutch and the game is afoot. Sit and spin on juice ensues.

Last to 'purge said shots' wins the cash. First to 'purge' cleans afore mentioned unknowing owners car, 'as best one sees fit'. . . or not, if was used as the game board, the driver more than likely doesnt know anyway.
See above, more info would ruin 'game modifications' which are much welcomed and appreciated. But it makes me put in German Teacup, so there it is.

Game by:
TheGinMill

Name and 'inspiration' by:
Slowrocco

Both of ?id=84 on the Vortex.
by TGM74 July 5, 2007
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German Facelift

Letting a girl grind ur face till it is slightly tightened
OMG that fit girl gave me a german facelift, she had been drinking pineapple all day so it tasted lush
by Banham July 8, 2009
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