friend flirt

To flirt with a friend as if you are just being funny, when in fact you are hot for this person. Commonly used to break out of the "just-friends" relationship.

I'm friend-flirting with Jessica over IM.

by Jeremy Bell June 9, 2004

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plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.

"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock

by 'sup P December 12, 2004

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2AM friend

Somebody you can message or talk to late at night (after midnight but before dawn) because you're both always up at that time, the hours during which most people are usually asleep.

I messaged Steve late at night once because I was sleep deprived and he responded immediately. Now we talk every night. I guess we're 2AM friends now.

by Dreamare August 12, 2015

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deep friends

Friends who go DEEP, in more ways that one ;) Bestie with benefits, but to everyone else's knowledge we're "only friends"

"Yea, Me and ______ are deep friends "

Spectator #1 "So they are just "friends", huh?"
Spectator #2 "My thoughts exactly, they totally go DEEP"
Spectator #1 "Mhhmm, best friends. DEEP FRIENDS I would say!"

by waiizofsamuri August 17, 2015

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poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007

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