french trip

a very bad psychedelic experience usually induced by lsd or mushrooms where the user is bombarded by horrifying images that can cause permanent mental and emotional damage

ben- "dude chris, i heard evan took like a half oz of shrooms and had a fuckin french trip dude. i tried to calm him down dude i was like 'be easy bro' and he just yelled overshield and dipped."

chris-"beast"

by JP Cosby February 3, 2007

French Tank

The new line in France's army that has one gear in foward and four in reverse.

The only thing worse than Iraq tanks are the pussy French tanks.

by stoggit May 13, 2003

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz September 1, 2009

French exit

snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop

dude she wanted to french exit with me

by mild taco bell sauce November 14, 2016

french sushi

When the guy sticks his dick in rice and then fucks the girl cooking the rice and then making sushi with it after

Let’s make some French sushi

by Lilbittyboppy March 6, 2018

French breed

When you fuck and kiss at the same time

Dude, I French breeded Angela so hard last night!

by Chaz Badazz August 31, 2016