When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

Floor chink

Someone who lays prone on an objective

That man is a total floor chink.

by MulletCar December 8, 2022

Floor his ass

A term used to say beat his ass.

"I will floor his ass if he keeps talking to my girl"

by Venthesleepyboi December 20, 2022

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity

I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea

by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023

floor fox

When one passes out drunk on the floor after a heavy session of drinking. Typically they will give out wisdom when asked "floor fox of wisdom, what is your wisdom?" before passing out

Oh no megan is floor foxing again, last time she did she would not stop talking about fox supremacy

by Violet Kitsune August 18, 2023

Swept the floor

Having your way with someone

She swept the floor with him.

by Meglodave September 6, 2023