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Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.
Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!
by dcastdal October 10, 2013
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Fish on Thursdays

In the 1800s in New York, fisherman would bring their catch to market on Wednesdays. On Thursday, left over fish would be left to rot and fish markets reeked. As it was the 1800s, basic hygiene had not been invented yet, so when fishermen went home to their wives and smelled their vaginas, they would remark "This smells like fish on Thursdays." Thus, a legend was born.
"Wow honey, your vagina smells worse than fish on Thursdays!"

"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."
by Fish on Thursdays October 24, 2014
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Fish Slit

"Yo Johnny Boy, your girlfriend has got one nasty fish slit. Left the bathroom smellin' like a Tokyo market."
by EverydaySausageShufflin April 3, 2015
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Fish Drunk

When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.
My boyfriend got fish drunk last night, it was so embarrassing...
by Drifter766 April 19, 2015
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fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure
bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave
by the101mahamad June 11, 2015
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fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.
Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.
by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016
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fish dance

(Verb) The awkward flailing and stiff legs seen when someone gets knocked out in a fight but has yet to fall down.
The kid got hit so hard he did the fish dance before he hit the floor.
by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016
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