Brian: I have like 1000 friends
Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning
Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.
Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning
Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.
by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010
Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.
by Martyjfunkhauser June 18, 2011
The act of clicking "like" or commenting on someone's facebook status when you otherwise wouldn't have, but you complete the act because that person has commented or "liked" many of your entries.
Guy: Did you really comment on that picture?
Other Guy: Kinda had to, he's been commenting on my status ever day. Facebook Reciprocity.
Other Guy: Kinda had to, he's been commenting on my status ever day. Facebook Reciprocity.
by P. Nathan Poothy January 10, 2011
I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.
I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!
I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!
by tallyhallic April 28, 2009
Using facebook to emabrass or hurt someone. This can include creating fake accounts, changing someone's existing account or posting embarassing messages and photos.
by Jon Hughes October 14, 2007
To considering deleting "friends" from your Facebook friends list or deactivating your Facebook account entirely based on the sole perception that you aren't really friends with these people. To start from the ground up afterwards with a new account or keep in touch only with those who survive the "nuke"
I'm thinking of deleting my Facebook account...
....why?....
...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.
....why?....
...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.
by U GOT BAUERED December 24, 2009
The act of masturbating to pictures of people that are posted on Facebook. This includes profile pictures, tags, videos and everything of that nature.
Jeff - "Yo, what'd you get up to last night?"
Scott - "Facebook fapped to Shauna...."
Jeff - "Dude, that's just plain wrong."
Scott - "Facebook fapped to Shauna...."
Jeff - "Dude, that's just plain wrong."
by Pneisme September 29, 2010