pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '

Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:

by Vx_J November 1, 2017

Forest Ridge

An All Girls Private Catholic School on top of Somerset Hill. Grades 5 through 12, there are only abour 300 students.

Lets go scope out some Forest Ridge hotties, bro.

by penguin. August 17, 2006

First beer

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking.

When did you had your first beer?

by First beer April 28, 2010

First To Third

Skipping second gear in a manual-transmision vehicle in order to receive a comfortable Blow Job.

That chick that i picked up at the bar was kinda fat... so I had to pull the 'ol First to Third.

by Team T.I.U. May 3, 2010

First Girlfriend Confidence Boost

First girlfriend confidence boost or FGCB is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. They person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are "the man" because their penis gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone's has by now. They may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. The only cure for FGCB is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.

Jake kept talking about how much action he's getting, then tried to fight me, I think he's got a case of the First Girlfriend Confidence Boost.

by The Hershey Factory October 23, 2012

First Date Fallacy

The fact that when on a first date, a girl is less likely to sleep with someone she really likes and wants to see again and is more likely to sleep with someone who she never wants to date again. This can due to the belief that all her partner is looking for is sex, and once that is achieved he will move on. This can also be due to a woman having sexual drives but no one she is romantically interested in around, so she goes for an easy, convenient target.

"I held out on having sex with the sexy fireman after he took me on the best date ever because I really liked him and wanted to make sure we'd go out again - but I did sleep with my douche bag neighbor after a couple drinks because I realized I didn't care if we had another date. That's the first date fallacy for you."

by Ruby Solitaire June 25, 2012

First Love Syndrome

A blind love for a person because they were your first, where you ignore any problems and think you'll be happy forever. Until you're not.

You so had first love syndrome for her/him

by theflyingjeff March 21, 2017