father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022

father

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

Father

a person who does not exist in your life

person 1: wheres your father?
you: whats a father?

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

My father-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

father is fathering

mother is mothering but it's a guy.

person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!

by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023

Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.

Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.

by Shitacious November 11, 2020

father

something apparently a lot of you don’t have

guy: yea my father is great
other guy: oh yea mine went to go get milk a while ago

by Mochi Fox July 2, 2023