The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
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Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.
An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.
And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.
And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.
by zundbarg November 7, 2008
Get the Englutch mug.when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.
by Kfifty July 12, 2005
Get the lie on your back and think of england mug.A brilliant country, from where the following things were introduced to the world: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Black Sabbath, Depeche Mode, Sex Pistols, Coldplay Monty Python, Emily Bronte, Charlotte Bronte, Shakespeare, Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, John Lennon, Harry Potter, Elton John, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Blackadder, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, John Keats, Lord Byron, Geoffrey Chaucer, William Blake, Charles Dickens, J.R.R. Tolkien, Roald Dahl, Thomas Hardy...
In short, England is the artistic and cultural heart of the world.
In short, England is the artistic and cultural heart of the world.
"The English language boasts a rich and prominant literary heritage. England has produced a wealth of significant literary figures including William Shakespeare, arguably the most famous in the history of the English language, Daniel Defoe, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, Virginia Woolf, George Orwell and Harold Pinter. Others, such as J.R.R. Tolkien, Agatha Christie, Enid Blyton and J.K. Rowling have been among the best-selling novelists of the last century. Among the poets, Geoffrey Chaucer, Lord Byron, John Keats, John Milton, Samuel Taylor Coleridge and many others remain read and studied around the world-"-Wikipedia
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by WordLover731 November 18, 2009
Get the Oxford English Dictionary mug.Not to be confused with the American Chug Off (the harmless practice of chugging beers with friends), the English Chug Off is much different. In America, it is known as "Circle Jerking." The (male) participants in the English Chug Off gather round in a circle and begin to masturbate until each one ejaculates. While this practice is found by most people to be distasteful, others claim that nothing is more beautiful when all participants climax at once.
Corey: Hey I'm a little bored, want to do a chug off?
Jeremy: If you mean an English chug off, then YES!
Corey: I'll call my boy Jimmy and we can get started!
Jeremy: If you mean an English chug off, then YES!
Corey: I'll call my boy Jimmy and we can get started!
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