When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025
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Crypto Earning Engineer

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.
After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.
by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022
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ego-engineering

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.
James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.
by code-dave August 12, 2024
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Engineer

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance...
...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer...
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
by Engineergamingexpandededition December 10, 2021
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Catering Engineer

One who repairs and/or installs equipment for the catering industry
I searched catering engineer Glasgow to find Diverse Catering Services. He repaired my commercial fryer, I had initially searched as I wanted to engineer a new meal
by Glasgow repairman August 19, 2022
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Source Engine

The Source Engine is a game engine made by Valve. The Source Engine is the engine known for the tech called bunnyhop

aka bhop which is a way of jumping to gain speed.
"Mike Hawk" - Bro what does source engine mean?
"Tes Tickles" - It is a game engine that you go boing boing in.
by Source engine enjoyer December 15, 2022
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Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.
Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!
by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018
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