A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.William Morten Tong (Chinese: 湯偉麟; pinyin: Tāng Wěilín, born May 2, 1973) is an American lawyer and progressive politician who is the 25th and current Attorney General of Connecticut. Born in Hartford, Connecticut, Tong attended Brown University and the University of Chicago Law School. He began his career as an attorney with the law firms Simpson Thacher & Bartlett and Finn Dixon & Herling. In 2006, Tong entered politics upon winning election to the Connecticut House of Representatives to represent the 147th district, which includes most of North Stamford. He served six terms in the House from 2007 to 2019. During this period, Tong chaired the banking committee from 2011 to 2015 and the judiciary committee from 2015 to 2019.
In 2018, Tong was elected attorney general of Connecticut. He took office on January 9, 2019, as the first Asian Pacific-American attorney general and constitutional officer elected statewide in Connecticut's history.
In 2018, Tong was elected attorney general of Connecticut. He took office on January 9, 2019, as the first Asian Pacific-American attorney general and constitutional officer elected statewide in Connecticut's history.
by CTISTHESWAMP April 16, 2025
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Look at that Gen-Z Douchebag Faggot over there listening to NBA Youngboy. Broccoli boy think he a G.
by spoderman320 July 7, 2023
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Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
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Get the Douchebag mug.Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
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