definitly

Yet another impressively popular mis-spelling of the word definitely.

I have a crush on Jill but she's definitly eating to much choclate so I'm definitly staying with Brad.

by vonlynX May 8, 2006

top definition

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Robert: I just searched us the top definition! It has a lot of exclamation marks!

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN December 10, 2018

definitely

The hardest fucking word to spell in the English language.

Holy shit I can't believe Nick spelled "definitely" with two Z's and a U, what an idiot!

by Metal Frosty January 17, 2009

Defensive Striker

A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league

“Yea but he’s a defensive striker so I don’t care that he’s not scored in 2 seasons”

by XD123456789 March 31, 2020

inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

defecide

Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.

Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

deflangivate

The process of removing the stalk and / or leaves from a vegetable or fruit, where the said parts are removed intact from the centre of the item. E.g. the removal of the stalk and leaves from strawberries or stalk from mushrooms.

Oy, Dad - go and deflangivate the strawberries will ya?

Arrrgggggh but muuuuum I was definitely on deflangivation duties yesterday, isn't it Katy's turn?

Dude I like so totally just deflangivated those mushrooms whilst hopsalaufing round the kitchen.

I well hate sprouts, 'peeling' is like well boooooring. Let's go get some blackberries to deflangivate.

by The Deflangivator February 13, 2010