im so dead

1.meaning overly tired and sickish.
2.in deep trouble.

1.i'm so dead after our sleepover.
2.im so dead when my mom finds out

by ellen123456789 October 20, 2010

dead cat bounce

Wall Street expression describing the phenomenon of a stock or share bottoming out to near zero and then recovering with a sharp buying spree from bargain hunters: the notion being that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point.

Your stock prices going up is no more than a dead-cat bounce: it doesn't have the juice to stay up.

by Bellaireco April 26, 2004

dead hump

the act or person involved in sexual intercourse where the one partner (usually female) doesn't move or is unresponsive

this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play

drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out

"She was pissed off at me last night, so halfway into it she decided to become a dead hump. I couldn't stop, so it made me feel like a necro"

by dsimms January 16, 2008

Drop Dead Clothing

Scene/indie clothes from www.iheartdropdead.com, repped by a few hxc bands and Bring Me The Horizons' Oli Sykes.

Guy 1: Is that chick wearing a shirt with a zombie eating a litter kittens?
Guy 2: Yeah i think so, it's drop dead clothing.

by Charity Jule October 29, 2009

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

We'll sleep when we're dead.

Unofficial stagehand/techie motto.

Techie 1: How long is this call gonna last?

TD: As long as it takes. If we're here at midnight and it's not done, we keep going.

Techie 2: It's OK, we'll sleep when we're dead.

by We'll sleep when we're dead. December 28, 2005

dead walk

when you get fucked so hard you cant walk

man i got dead walked last night

by sdjfhasudhfasdhfaasdoifjasd January 18, 2009