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foot-in-mouth disease

An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.

see: open mouth, insert foot
I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.
by Baz S. December 9, 2007
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Sweet Disposition

1) Noun that refers to the combination of qualities that identifies a person one has strong affection with arising out of kinship or personal ties
2) Savior from the pain of emotions and bringer to feel the true capacity of the heart
3) A nickname for the one with absolute true but unpredictable love
Mary, my Darling, my Sweet Disposition.
End of conversation, talk no further, you are my Sweet Disposition.
by man of couple dreams October 15, 2010
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Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.
Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.
by Stormsy March 25, 2017
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discworld

Possibly the greatest concotion known to man, about a world carried around by four elephants riding on a turtle. Pokes fun at everything. Features characters like Rincewind, Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and DEATH, the sentimentalist who talks in all capital letters (not as annoying as it sounds).
That Discworld book where Granny Weatherwax fights the Elf Queen was Godly!
by That Guy November 16, 2003
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Disneyfied

A term used for something that has been sanitized in order to project the sanctity of family values.
"I hate Las Vegas. It's become so Disneyfied."
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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Discrete Math

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.
1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.
by Dan000001 January 13, 2011
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Disney

A movie production company where they ran out of ideas so now they make live versions of animated films.
Wanda: Dude did you see the new Disney movie
Sam: Eh it was okay
by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020
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