This is a damn curse

A phrase used by distressed Huntsmen, referring to the bloodborne plague that broke out in Yharnam. Said plague gradually turns humans into deadly beasts, and many Huntsmen that use the phrase have already begun to feel the effects.

Huntsman #1: This town's finished!

Huntsman #2: This is a damn curse...

by Exterminator (not really) December 16, 2024

Kavi's Curse

Kavi's Curse, anyone who gets close to a person named Kavi when he coughs contracts a horrible Curse that makes them die a few days later. This Curse is activated if an individual makes Kavi laugh. A cure is possible the person must eat atleast 3 grams of crackers.

I contracted Kavi's Curse.. I don't know how much time I have left. I gotta look for crackers...

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

FAC (Free Attention Curse)

when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex

She is only talking to all those guys because she is under the FAC (Free Attention Curse).

by eeyuh February 16, 2025

The Danny Hangout Curse™

subsidiary to the term Danny Luck.

The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.

Person A: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE WEATHER BEFORE HAND?!
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™

by kalalalalalalalalala February 23, 2025

The Sommelier’s Curse

The act of inhaling one’s own flatulence while it is still actively being expelled, creating a continuous and immersive olfactory experience. This occurs when the gaseous output is so potent and enduring that the individual remains fully enveloped in its aroma, analyzing its depth and complexity in real time—much like a wine sommelier assessing a fine vintage.

The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.

As soon as Matt felt the first wave of warmth escape, he made the fatal mistake of shifting in his seat. Trapped in the epicenter of his own creation, he was forced to endure the Sommelier’s Curse in its purest form—a full-bodied, slow-releasing bouquet with hints of last night’s Taco Bell and despair.

by butterbeanthurtein March 6, 2025

Classroom 209 Curse

The feeling you get when the hátsó padsor keeps laughing like hyenas and have horrible humor
Typically this feeling comes up every class thats in the 209th classroom.
Theres nothing you can do about it, because the teacher is useless.

Person1 : "Wow i love this class"
Hátsó padsor : "HAHAHHA YOU SO SIGMA LOL"
Person2 : "Not for long. Welcome to the Classroom 209 Curse."

by Csavarhuzó April 5, 2025

The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.

Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.

by ChopOwl18 May 2, 2025