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Cartel

the worst music i have ever heard in my entire life. its unbelievable that this is what is now considered good music today. no musical talent, whiny vocals, derivative bubble gum poppunk with nothing important to say or any unique musical idea's to disseminate.
i was watching tv this morning and i heard a song by this group Cartel and suddenly felt sorry for this entire generation.
by randy333 October 23, 2007
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magna carta

a fried food; a combination of a french frie and an onion ring
"hey look guys i made a magna carta"
by boothquake December 25, 2007
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Carter

A faggot with no friends. He usually has to play with himself because he can't get any girls ever. He was so tired of not getting girls he switched to boys. He couldn't get any boys either so he switched to dogs. His penis is the size of a dime and he totally fucked everyone over when he left kelso.
Your a carter
by Yrmom45 May 21, 2018
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shopping cart

One proceeds to put themselves inside a shopping cart and has another push them into a bush,curb,tree, etc.

Made popular by the tv shows Viva La Bam and Jackass.
lonnie: how'd you get that bruise?
gus: i pulled a sick shopping cart last night.
by Andee K. December 1, 2007
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carthritis

Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,
It's 2 degrees outside. My car started, but when I turn the wheel, there is this crunchy, groaning sound. I think my car may have carthritis.
by shawnblog January 28, 2009
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Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.

Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.

Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D

Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...

However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.

Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.

Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.

Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
HER PLUGHOLES ARE POPPIN
Tim Burton
Helena Bonham Carter
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
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carter

A person who is an autistic overwatch nerd, and suck at fortnite, likes to suck dick
Man my teams lost in fornite and overwatch when i was playing with carter, i think hw was sucking his dad's dick
by mr.sindsayspostivesaredim February 16, 2018
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