fanny crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

That was so vile, fanny crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017

crunch

a nicer version of the bad word CUNT!

Look at that crunch.

by m1ssp1der July 22, 2006

crunchin

Originated from the sweetness of Oreo's, the perfect combination of 2 thin chocolate wafers, and the precise amount of heavenly cream, resulting in a taste so glorious it needs its own word to define it

Holy shit! I thought Oreo's could get no better, but it turns out that double stuf's are even more crunchin!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

crunchfangled

this is when your so drunk that you can't see straight and the world is spinning in ways the human brain cannot comprehend.

dude, i'm so crungfangled it hurts *pukes*

by Dirrty_Girl August 12, 2004

CRUNCHY

to be extremely black.

Dat nigga is crunchy black.

by D. Watford February 27, 2007

Crunch Time

A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.

Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?

Nick: I knew it was time...

Justin: Time for what?

Nick: Crunch time...

Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.

by totallynotchris March 27, 2010