Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013

hrary crump ler

premature death ultimately scummy waste of flesh

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, sohrary crump lericon existence, antisocial cry baby

by T record June 1, 2013

Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015