Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.

Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)

by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011

contenet

complete lack of being able to function in the world but not to the point of mental disability

I swear Nancy was contenet in English today- it was like she could barely talk!

by creative pseudonym Elimn8er4 August 30, 2017

explicit content

When you try to explain porn in a boomer-friendly way.

Person: Shh! Don't let the teacher know I'm watching some porn
Joe bob: ok bro, i gotchu
Joe bob: sir, we are just watching explicit content

by Boredom_awardom April 10, 2022

Cooter

A Hairy Vagina Hole.

I would Love To Shove my Schlong in Your Cooter.

by Lisa May 22, 2004

sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body

i sugar coated that bitch

by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008

contend

compete for something; engage in contest; measure oneself against others

The Hunger Games, a perfect place to contend against competitors.

by #1darkhorsefan July 22, 2014

cootery

A strong pungant odor coming from a female crotch

by Fredd May 2, 2003