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kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.
I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.
by NotWadeW October 4, 2017
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condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
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condom

i made him put the condom on before doing it
by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022
mugGet the condommug.

Condom Shot

The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.
Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
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Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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