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A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.
A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.
by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 08, 2020
Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.
by imthegaybitchyoudontwannafight October 29, 2021
by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022
"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017
Is this French or something
by riplacapone August 19, 2016