by NotWadeW October 4, 2017

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022

“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
