Marshmallow Condom Syndrome 

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

Marshmallow Condom Syndrome by Wanklet November 22, 2022

consent condom 

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open

ay did you bring the consent condom

consent condom by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022

Wall Condom 

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.

The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw

Wall Condom by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023

African condom 

An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.

When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.

African condom by ecaleohs June 3, 2023

stuck condom

Condom get stuck

Oh no, I stuck condom

stuck condom by Shrekjuice69 June 25, 2023

Human condom 

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

Human condom by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023

vape condom 

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs

Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom

vape condom by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023