Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025

Clock Cleaner

A clock cleaner is a person who never will waste time or energy that could be better off spent whaling on the guy who was too rough to leave it at acting tough.

Joe is a straight clock cleaner the way he just demolished Grady T in the lunch room.

by CleenHisClock October 13, 2025

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.

Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.

by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025

Clock Sucker

Jacob

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker

by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Clock

Clock means what's the time at that time.

The clock now is 1 o'clock

by Anthony2582 January 6, 2019