Clarksburg High School

A big and shitty high school located in Clarksburg, Maryland. It is also know as Cranksburg and home to famous brown boys. Not only is the school shitty on the outside but it’s also shitty in the inside. Clarksburg offers many opportunities for young adults. For example, the football team. Even tho they get raped by Damascus and Quince Orchard every year they still attempt to score a touchdown. Clarksburg is home to many druggies and home to kids who like fighting the security guards during lunch. They have no partys happening, or there are small hangouts. Overall, the school is dry.

“Eww, you go to Clarksburg?”
“Aye my cousin goes there.”

“Yo you go to Clarksburg High School that’s wack”

by Bigpapi202 December 2, 2019

Clacked

Hoping for a humerous release of wind you inadvertently fill your underpants with solid, rendering them unusable

Husband: "Ooops!! I just clacked my trunks"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"

by panda-niku May 17, 2010

Clacker

Someone who has a loud mechanical keyboard

Okay clacker, quiet down

by MFS2 November 10, 2019

Click clack movement

Click clack urbinally derived from the latin language meaning HARDBODIED FEMALES, possessing attributes such as:

1.SUCCESS

2.BEAUTY

3.OUTSTANDING INTELLECTUAL ABILITES

These females are a rare gem amongst the female population; approximately 1 in 10 million.

Transitioning into a click clack female entails physical, financial and mental improvement.

FEMALE 1: OMGGGGG I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT AND YOUR HAIR!!!

FEMALE 2: *WHISPERS* ...OH DIDNT YOU KNOW IM PART OF THE CLICK CLACK MOVEMENT???

FEMALE 1: WHATS THAT'S CAN I BE A PART OF IT??

FEMALE 2: ..... NO!!!!!

by click clack female May 26, 2010

Clarke

This word is derived from the ancient Egyptian hieroglyph meaning to love, or love physically. Men named Clarke are typically studs and have gargantuan trouser snakes. Women with the name Clarke are notoriously good slam pieces and should be hunted down and smashed as often as possible. It is always recommended to wear a rubber when engaging a Clarke because you can’t be sure who else has been there.

Dude 1: "Bro, I met this Clarke the other day at the laundry mat and loaned her 25 cents. She was so grate she jumped my bones right there."
Dude2: "NO WAY!!!!"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, those tile floores are a killer on your knees."

by The Glad Pirate Named Roger January 15, 2011

Clarke

Custard Layered Apple 'n' Rhubarb Krumble 'Ead.
What d'you get? Clarke.
Colloquial term for fat.

Josh: "Since splitting with Callum, all she does all day is stay at home, eating ice cream and watching re-runs of 'Lost'. She's getting quite clarke."

by cummings2k10 July 10, 2010

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarson is probhably one of the only American Idol contestants thathas actually acheived something more than one single platinum album.

Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.

Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).

Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"

Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."

Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?

Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.

by I swear I'm not with him July 28, 2008