Chapped to bits

Overly enthusiastic and excited to do something in the near future.

When asked if Mike was excited to go to the gender reveal party, he replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

cappatations

Your confused grandpa’s name for subtitles

Turn on the… um… uhh… uhhhhh, cappatations.

by littlebopeep’s_sheep August 27, 2021

Capplebees

The location your friend was at when they heard the lie they just told you.

"Yeah so then I had to beat up 7 dudes to protect the girl it was crazy!"

*Two homies speaking privately: "Yeah pretty sure he got that shit from capplebees"

Other homie: "deadass tho"

by The Real McGuy January 17, 2022

cappuccino'd

The embarrassing moment when you buy takeaway coffee for meeting participants and they either do not show up or they cancel the meeting 5 or 10 minutes before the meeting.

Sam got cappuccino'd, there was nothing sadder than watching him walk in for the meeting with 3 cappuccinos for the client but they had just called and cancelled.

by nothingwrongwithmyhairline January 19, 2022

Cappin' Crunch

Fronting or lying in an extreme way. (Cutting the roof of your mouth type of extreme.)

"Bro, you're cappin' crunch, you ain't got hoes."

by Chief315425 January 24, 2022

cappersnickle

means you’re not messing around

bro, no kizzy no cappersnickle! u think i’m playing around?!

by JoeyTheSkeetMaster January 8, 2022