Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools November 13, 2007

captain crunch

1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.

Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.

Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."

by Nick D October 30, 2003

Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009

Captain Gundam

Thechibi gundamof SD Gundam Force and protecter of Neotopia. He has a re-equipring that permits him to transform from civillian mode to combat mode. He's kinda stiff and doesn't understand emotions. He has a souldrive and is Shute's best friend. He has recieved special dispensation to use firearms in the protection of Neotopia and suggests that the enemy lay down their weapons and whithdrawl at once.

This is Captain Gundam! He's my best friend.

by Dogman November 30, 2003

captainbang

To have sexual intercourse.

*never plural...aka captain banged...always captain bang

"Last night we captain bang!"

by Slam and Megan August 15, 2005

captaindrake

A little child with some major jealousy issues. Paranoid of Vash and all his fans. Hates all the attention vash get's yet he probly gives him the most with his hate speech. Jealousy is a form of flattery so vashy knows he is loved deep down inside of this poor kids soul. He probly has very little friends in life with his crappy personality and attitude towards others. He be-littles people just to make himself feel better, it's sad to be like this boy, so much hate inside of him.

pitty the people that have children that grow up like this guy

by vashy September 5, 2005

Captain Stubs

N. term of endearment for a person with half fingers, or with disfigured fingertips

Dude, Captain Stubs can play one mean alto sax thanks to his stub fingers!

by Wicks July 12, 2007