fighting cancer

Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.

"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"

"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"

fighting cancer by Kaleidoscope July 14, 2005

dick cancer 

Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.

Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.

Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.

"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"

"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."

"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."

dick cancer by The Wok April 20, 2008

anal testicular cancer 

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

anal testicular cancer by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

lefticular cancer 

Testicular cancer of the lefticle

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend, I've got a chemo session for my lefticular cancer."

lefticular cancer by Fatty_McOink_Gay August 6, 2008

Breath Cancer 

1) When someone's breath is SO rancid, you can't help but utter, "Yer breath is KILLIN' me (smalls)!!" Hence the term: Breath Cancer. Breath that Kills. It's no joke!

2) OR, when yer friend has a "thinko" as she tries to say 'Breast Cancer', and really she says, 'Breath Cancer'. Then you erupt in laughter cause it's just THAT funny!

Oh my Gawd, did he just eat a clove of garlic? He has total Breath Cancer!!!

Breath Cancer by Lori LoLo Robb August 16, 2010

fucking cancer 

Someone who is so mentally challenge who gives you cancer whenever the talk to you

TJ Cooper is fucking cancer, every time he talks he gives me cancer all over

-Tommy Blanchard

fucking cancer by Scrub and scrub June 22, 2016

testicular cancer in the head 

When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person

"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."

testicular cancer in the head by Birdisnottheword October 2, 2021