slut clean 

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

slut clean by KC34 June 21, 2017

Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.

Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.

Quick Clean by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019

COVID Clean 

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

COVID Clean by Dodeki April 3, 2020

CB (Clean Butthole)

1. noun. A term used to describe the most supreme women. You can tell a woman is CB status without ever seeing her naked. These women generally have a great ass, clearly keep everything tight and most importantly, are always clean. Makes for great ass eating and other ass endeavours.

Damn Gina, you're looking like a real CB today.

Alfonso, you're not gonna believe this girl's Instagram photos. I've never seen a C this B.

This girl I'm talking to definitely has a clean butthole. If she's not a CB I don't know who is!

Sam have you seen these TikTok thots? Definitely the next generation of CB's.

A CB (clean butthole) is the highest level of hotness a woman can achieve. Some example of this are Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Salma Hayek, pretty much any Instagram model and now the majority of the TikTok thots.

CB (Clean Butthole) by PapaNoPickle April 23, 2021

Rage-clean 

When your girlfriend decides that your room is anything but a habitable place for humans and then proceeds to rearrange all of your belongings in an unfamiliar order and washes your clothes in a rage of fury, not even separating the colours and blacks from the whites.

Your fault buddy.

Person 1: Oh my god, I came home and my room was fucking clean man
Person 2: Really why is that a problem?
Person 1: My girlfriend rage-cleaned and now I actually have to use my wardrobe...
Person 2: Gee, what a conundrum
Person 1: THERE'S LINT ON MY WHITE CLOTHES
Person 2: Maybe you should have washed your own clothes?
Person 1: It's ORGANISED CHAOS

Rage-clean by davo420 July 4, 2021

Brand Clean 

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

Brand Clean by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022

Kimberly clean

Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.

My brand new car is Kimberly clean

Kimberly clean by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022