by FishBumper August 8, 2014

tig ol' bitties on a fat chick
by slinak49 May 25, 2010

by The Ashleys August 3, 2006

Lisa; " Did you hear about Juliana and Eric?"
Kelly; "Yeah I heard they've been bumping uglies for a while now!"
Kelly; "Yeah I heard they've been bumping uglies for a while now!"
by Kelbelle118 May 2, 2008

by Worstgirl141 May 15, 2010

This seemingly innocent term (which derives from the art of 'bumping' iphones) is used to refer to people of the opposite sex who are attractive and 'Bump Worthy'.
Now used on nights out as a discreet indication to friends of potential men whom are worthy of a look and possibly even a smile. It tends to replace the word 'fit' which in our eyes is too obvious, tacky and lacks any element of subtley.
In addition - Power Bump refers to the elite members of the bump force, who are so attactive that they take our breath away. Generally these are celebrities and basically; exceedingly good looking - in every way. Almost everyone agrees on power bumps.
Now used on nights out as a discreet indication to friends of potential men whom are worthy of a look and possibly even a smile. It tends to replace the word 'fit' which in our eyes is too obvious, tacky and lacks any element of subtley.
In addition - Power Bump refers to the elite members of the bump force, who are so attactive that they take our breath away. Generally these are celebrities and basically; exceedingly good looking - in every way. Almost everyone agrees on power bumps.
by Oneofthebumporiginators April 29, 2011

When one gentleman greets another by gently and accurately touching the heads of their penises together. An uncircumcised man must pull back his foreskin to accomplish the greeting correctly.
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.
Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.
Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and they were Bumping Nelsons after they were reacquainted after many years.
by The Real Berman July 9, 2011
