booger infested

An object, usually someone's hands or fingers, which is covered in boogers and toxic to the touch.

Corey: Wait, just look at this... (reaches out to tap Chrissy to get her attention)
(Chrissy shies away)
Corey: What?
Chrissy: Oh, don't touch me with your booger infested hands

by Wizardoleonardo December 9, 2008

boogear

When a person picks a booger out of there nose and puts in another person's ear ( like a wet Willie)

I trick my buddy with an unexpected boogear

by seahawk seth January 12, 2015

Boggletities

wet and spongy breasts

I had to use Old Lady Jenson's boggletities to clean her floor.

by Jay October 31, 2003

bigalee boogalee

A multi-use expression. Can be used in any plausible situation. prounounced "big" you're nose is big. "alee" as in happ"ily" or crap"ily", "boo" as in BOO! scared you.

anger: you bigalee boogalee bastard.
surprise: oh my bigalee boogalee, a horse, oh thank you daddy!
happiness: i got my paycheck today, bigalee boogalee!
as a cuss word: big**ee boog**ee!

by Mr. si November 20, 2006

Bloogle

When you use google to find a blog. Rather useless in our society but bloogling is the bast way to find a blog.

Bob - "Do you know any decent blogs about kittens. I like kittens"

Fred - "Nope. You should bloogle it. Its how I found that blog about puppydog shaped cheesecakes"

by Fred Bobert Nomation March 6, 2009

Boobled

To be bamboozled or distracted from the task at hand by scantily dressed good looking women

Erik from survivor was boobled into giving up his immunity necklace by 4 very 'convincing' women

by KSM74 December 19, 2008

Boofles

1. (boo)-(full)-(s); noun:

something only a douche bag would say.

douche bag: Can I get your phone number?

female: I'm not interested.

douche bag: BOOFLES!

by espysma August 31, 2013