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Troll-block

Like A cockblock, but instead block yours ability to troll someone.
Facebook wont let me change my name to "No One" or "Nobody" So I can like someone's status and say Nobod like this..... Facebook, you're a Troll-block.
by suskygirl July 14, 2011
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bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011
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choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.
Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"
by Urika.C September 19, 2011
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Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011
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rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.
"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"
by the chade December 27, 2011
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F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.
Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.
by Spanky Data Doctors February 16, 2012
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condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012
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