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beef job 

I really wanted to impress your mom so I gave her the best beef job of her life.
beef job by Holla D March 4, 2011
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Beef Skillet 

A sexual experience in which two fat guys have a skinny girl between them and once the fat guys are all sweaty, they flip over.
Dustin and I have to gain some weight before we can beef skillet you.

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.
My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

Beef-Jerkie 

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
Beef-Jerkie by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

beef patch 

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.
Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

beef zamboni 

When you cum in a girl's mouth, she spits it back onto you, & then wipes it up with her vagina
Lisa is such freak, last night she gave me a beef zamboni
beef zamboni by Sliqjonz March 27, 2015