banana rampage

when you're fuckin a chick and when your about to cum you start beating on your chest like a fuckin silverback.

Example 1:
Joe: My chest is sore from that banana rampage i went on last night.

Ex. 2:
Jenny: I had to stop my bf's banana rampage last night with a tranquilizer dart.

by Big Diesel May 21, 2007

Banana'd

The process of buying a shit ton of bananas at your local market. With these bananas, you then place them in obvious places in peoples properties. You can also (optional) write a message on the banana with sharpie.

I just banana'd that slut Abigail and drew a picture of a dick on it.

by Jesus Burkard June 26, 2014

Banana Blow Job

The Act of peeling the sides of the skin off someone's dick and then giving them a blowjob

Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today

Mom: That's Nice Dear.

by bob the idiotic builder August 30, 2009

banana

a cheap alternative to a dildo.

"oh i wish i had a dildo oh well that banana looks fairly ripe."

by Nick Weston May 16, 2007

Banana

A yellow fruit.

Also a type of pudding... A delicious pudding.

Used in a sentence: Anna Banana would like to hear "Venus" by Bananarama. Banana!

by Shawn Spencer October 29, 2006

bruised banana

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.

"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"

by fokker July 9, 2006

bananagate

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.

You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!

by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005