tall bastard

A tall bastard that Is greedy a knife wielding lunatic that Steals pop tarts and cocaine from you because fuck you thats why!

Hey you know your a tall bastard right?

by DeadClown April 19, 2018

Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011

The bad bastard

The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council

THE BAD BASTARD

I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,

You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out

by The real bad bastard April 13, 2020

Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.

A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.

by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018

faggadocious bastard

A person who is a bastard literally and figuretively, and who fancies himself as an icon or some sort of high and mighty god.

You might as well go to hell, you faggadocious bastard!

by Joey Perez April 8, 2008

fishy bastard

An utter annoyance. That looks like a fish.

*looks at fish boy* "Fishy bastard..."

by CarcassCardigan March 24, 2014

fucktard bastard

Someone who is exceedingly idiotic or moronic.

You are such a fucktard bastard, Allan!

by LoneWolf777 August 2, 2016