Barnesy

A slang term for anal sex. Taken from ex-Liverpool and England Footballer John Barnes who for the Official England 1982 World Cup anthem with New Order performed a rap which said "to unlock the defence you have to get round the back"

Alright dude went out on a date last night. You never guess what? Only went back to her's and she let me barnesy her.

by Alex John Cook December 14, 2008

Quinton Barker

A big fat bastard, inventor of the Fat boy special vibrato fart.
He is an obese, primitive man, with a face of boils(boil beard) Greasy black hair with a suspicious ginger beard.
No-one likes him, except wroxanne, his girlfriend.

"Quiton Barker? Yea i know him, he hit on me once, fucking hell he stinks of shit!"
"Big Ugly oaf"

by Adam Watts AKA Ginge December 6, 2003

Bagner

A woman that can only be considered sexually attractive if she had a bag over her head. Ugly face, but a nice body.

Wow look at them titties, I'd hit that but shes a Bagner.

by Steroyds December 9, 2008

lumpy barney

When you spread your toast with smegma, and eat it without fail

this morning i had a lumpy barney n' mash

by mattthesheep February 1, 2010

barney

A Boston, USA, street term for hippie, vegetarian college kids phisheads. They dress like they just came off a farm yard barn milking the cows. barney singular, barneys plural.

Those white college kids renting the upstairs apartment appear to be barneys.

by john January 2, 2005

barnes

a word used to replace the word fuck etc when in a state of shock

Person 1:"Lucy had her dirty way with Harry"

Shocked person:"WHAT THE BARNES!"

by Jordan Sykes & Mark O'D November 18, 2007

barney

type of bud, (marijuana), that is bright purple and green like ya boi, Barney.

The Jacka

"Smokin' a stick of that BARNEY, not that purple dynosaur, that shit my nigga's dyin' fo'"

by ItsmeMikey23 April 27, 2007