driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

by davros acropolis December 23, 2005

stick on the ball

To get one's ass in gear; take action

I've been putting off this project for too long now, I need to get my stick on the ball and get it done.

by hypenazer May 27, 2006

fever balls

The ache and pain in your testicles that occurs when suffering through a fever. Similar to having a brick dropped on each testicle individually.

Fever testicle pain achefever balls

by Scrotofabulious February 25, 2014

Balls are Drowning

you gotta take a piss so bad its drowning your balls

dude, wheres the next rest stop my balls are drowning!!

by Kiernan January 25, 2008

ball up

to get high or smoke

guy 1: yo wanna go ball up
guy 2: trust fam im always bout it

by Youngtadoe May 30, 2016

trippin balls

a higher level of tripin out

I was trippin balls waching Alice In
Wonderland last night.



Originated in Naples FL

by Nick Santora April 11, 2005

Balls To You

The best greeting ever. Once said by Liza Minnelli, and reviewed by Ray William Johnson, has become the most formal greeting ever.

Bob: Hey Bill, balls to you!
Bill: Thanks Bob, balls to you as well. *Tips his hat*

by Urban Dictionary January 11, 2011