blonderexic

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

blenderxcore

describing scene kids with the haircuts that resemble being cut by a blender. marked by choppy, messy, short layers at the top and back of the head. also styled with large amounts of gel to make the layers more noticeable and sticking in every direction. basically just a really bad haircut.

-did you see that scene kid's hair? its so blenderxcore.
-he looks like he lost a fight with a lawnmower.

-i got my hair cut by someone that didnt speak english and now i look blenderxcore

by rainbowsandgasoline February 13, 2009

blond oboist

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.

Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist

by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015

blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

by Elderee January 17, 2015

Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019