pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Man Biscuit

A Man Biscuit is generally referring to a man, who is a slut and sleeps with anything he can get his hands on.

That man named Earl, he's a bit of a Nazi man biscuit.

by Mega Bitch 2000 January 16, 2005

chicken biscuit

the breakfast of champions

damn man, i had a chicken biscuit for breakfast and i'm craving some booty.

by Cid Saijin April 22, 2005

dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

by Doordork September 4, 2016

snoosh biscuit

Alternative slang for The vagina

I’m going to smash her in the snoosh biscuit.

by Simplysinister October 17, 2017

Christ on A Biscuit

The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.

Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !

by Plastic Soccer Trophy August 17, 2006

butter your biscuit

a guy cumming on a girls boobs

imma butter your biscuits

by saxfreak3 May 7, 2010