Awkward Balloon

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."

Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*

by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007

awkies

A very severe disease that arises because of lack of self-confidence and comfort and breaks out when talking to anyone of the opposite sex, or anyone for that matter. -

Boy: "Hey, did you do you the homework?"
Girl: "Did you DO the homework?"
Boy:"No, that's why I'm asking."

Boy:"She is hella awkies"
Boy's friend: "Yea."

by Brittney Denise January 13, 2007

Awkward

The feeling you get when you see a one-night-stand a few days later, in a very public place.

dude.. i totally saw that guy this morning on the way to class that i hooked up with at that party. it was sooo awkward. .

by babbyyyB April 15, 2009

awktractive

1. awkwardly attractive

2. a girl who guy who is attractive in a non normal sense, possibly something about their awkward looks or behavior makes them attractive

The brunette girl, April, in parks in recreation is awktractive

by Webtown December 10, 2009

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)

question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.

by benjamin e August 8, 2010

awkward salmon

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010

Awkward Boy

An noun used to describe a very ungraceful individual; one who has no control over his or her body language. Everytime this person walks into the room, a creepy feeling goes through the people near him. He is wierd.

Justin was no longer his name....he took the title of Awkward Boy.

by Herman May 6, 2005