Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly

Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse

by See mack October 7, 2020

flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.

They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.

by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020

St Fran's Arse

Australian cocktail made from Bundy sarsaparilla (root beer will do), Frangelico liqueur for the desired effect, lots of ice, and anything else plausible that's lying around. Also known as Fran's SARS.

"Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? You been taking St Fran's Arse again?"

by doktorag April 3, 2021

Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019

bike rack arse

A bottom where things can be shoved in like a bike rack

That chicks got a bike rack arse

by Biker girl October 25, 2015

sicken your arse

When you're totally disgusted with someone or something.

Jaysus that would sicken your arse.
That lad, he'd sicken your hole!

by Holy Arse September 12, 2020

Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009