by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003
Get the Alabama Crab Apple mug.Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.
My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.
by Pappa Sean May 17, 2006
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A commercial store which is the epitome of fun, and a new highly responsive trend. The store is located in most malls around America, and even some randomly placed on the streets. Upon entering, customers generally clump around a particularly large screen to play with the computers and frequently check their myspaces. Some choose to download some tunes to the IPods that are in the store, so that whenever they feel like jamming, they can return to the store and blast their music once again. Most customers aren’t customers at all. In fact, the place is raging with teenagers who are bored out of their skulls and seek cheap amusement. They enter the store and immediately begin playing with a popular program on the new Macintosh computers appropriately named “Photo Booth” in which you can change the face of the camera to “pimp out your pics”. This is seen as the new and fashionable thing to do, especially if you have a myspace. It is quite common to see a group of young teens huddle close around a computer, make a series of funny faces and laugh hysterically, then leave promptly. The apple store is the place to get new myspace photos when you are in a jam and don’t have a real camera on you.
Girl 1-I need a new myspace picture STAT!
Girl 2-Lets go to the Apple Store! It's the ghetto thing to do!
Boy 1-Yo dis is gonna look HOT on my myspace fo' real!
Girl 2-Lets go to the Apple Store! It's the ghetto thing to do!
Boy 1-Yo dis is gonna look HOT on my myspace fo' real!
by AppleStoreFreak March 23, 2006
Get the Apple Store mug.Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
Get the Apple JacK-off's mug.The most infuriating computer in the world! These machines cause people to go mad. Infact I am on one now!! But No, apple still manage to flood the market with rubbish goods such as the ipod!
They have stopped manufacturing them with the useful handle on the top, because they found that when people got really mad about the fact that their mac has just messed up again, People would pick them up (by the handle) and throw them out the damn window, which could hurt a valuable member of the public, like a Windows user.
Dont get me wrong though, I think macs are ok, but the egotistical advertising campaignes, and pompus claims that apple broadcast really get on my nerves.
They have stopped manufacturing them with the useful handle on the top, because they found that when people got really mad about the fact that their mac has just messed up again, People would pick them up (by the handle) and throw them out the damn window, which could hurt a valuable member of the public, like a Windows user.
Dont get me wrong though, I think macs are ok, but the egotistical advertising campaignes, and pompus claims that apple broadcast really get on my nerves.
Mum, I got you a new computer
Me - cheers mum
Mum - yes, its one of those apple mac thingys
Me - take it back you silly bitch, and get me a proper computer
Me - cheers mum
Mum - yes, its one of those apple mac thingys
Me - take it back you silly bitch, and get me a proper computer
by Buzzy May 27, 2006
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