alpha and omega

Possibly the greatest Halo tag-team ever to play the game. Rumored to have dropped out of Harvard University to play professionally in Japan.

Tyler: Wha'd you do tonight man.
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!

by Billy Dilter June 9, 2007

alpha chick

A female that typically falls into the leadership roll among other females. Much like a pecking order for social cliques, when two "alpha chicks" come into social contact, there is some aggressive posturing until one "alpha chick" reins leader. The loser "alpha chick" will then be ostracized from the social clique.

Johnna and Laura were both alpha chicks, but then they attempted to become friends, Johnna's will proved to be stronger and Laura was ostracized from the group.

by JoeNospam April 10, 2003

Alphabet Soup

When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.

John: Hey, look at my report card!
George: Wow, that's some serious alphabet soup you got going there.

by CampusColt76 October 21, 2011

alpha

A lonely man with no friends and gets no bitches. He plays cards like a nerd with his friend lucas.

Lucas is Alpha.

by 1234231 February 13, 2017

alehandro

some fagget that thinks hes good at everything and thinks hes better then everyone cuz he wrestles and touches guys balls and rectum but hes not only at blowing guys. while everybody in sewanhaka rides his cock on how good he is not knowing hes on steroids is a serious crime and should be slapped in the face.he is a loser everybody that hangs out with him is a loser also.

KID1 hey u know tht kid alehandro?
KID2 yea i saw him taking it up the ass by the gazebo
KId1 ah yea u do know him

by worlds best October 16, 2008

alexHEARTbreaker

alexheartbreaker is one of the most used emo/scene kid's photo's. He has black hair, blue eyes and 2 large lip peircings. His full name is Alexandre Evans and he has a myspace & Bebo & VF that he uses and gets comments frequently on how hot, sexxy, fine, gorgeoous, etc. he is from whores and bitches that spend too much time on the commuter staring at pics of him.. Sometimes he gets poser comments but nobody likes them.

-on alexHEARTbreaker's Bebo-

COMMENTS:

girl 1: OMFG! you are sooooo fucking hawt. i love you comment me back
girl 2: randomerrr. comment me back, sexy.
girl 3: you're such a poser. get outta here nigga.

by fakeyoursmiles___x December 12, 2008

Alpha 1315

1.) The most offensive insult known to man

2.) The epitome of fail, no one has been able to surpass this level of fail thus far

3.) The biggest bitch tits in the world

1.) "You're a Jew"
"Well, you're an Alpha 1315!"
"You take that back!"

2.) "Did you hear what Alpha 1315 did?"
"Lawl, Alpha 1315 pulled an Alpha 1315!"

3.) "Mike, you are such a bitch tits."

by That_Dude_From_Peacefull January 26, 2009