alaskan whitefish

When one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a dildo. They leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. They then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. Finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.

Guy 1- "Hey bro just left an Alaskan Whitefish on that table over there"

Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"

Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.

Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"

by TheOneToRuleThemAll January 31, 2014

gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

by ButASS October 3, 2008

Alaskan Gumby

While having sex you freeze your shit in a freezer. Then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. After that you take out yr shit and smear it all over her face till she says " you mua dawg gumby" then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.

"That bitch ate all my play-doh when i gave her the Alaskan Gumby boo."

by smear em baby January 17, 2010

Alaskan Bullwinkle

A sexual act when the male ejaculation in another male or females pubic hair and eats the semen

Tim-Hey drew, you know what an alaskan bullwinkle is?

Drew-Nope

Tim-Good

by HxC HAHA December 13, 2009

alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010