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air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.
Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!
by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009
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library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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air muffin

steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.
"aw man did you see tom air muffin the shit out of cindy?"
"cindy that poor mofo, she got ass-air allll over her face."
by j.corn November 26, 2006
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hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.
Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.
by JMC70 November 26, 2020
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Air Pods

Ear buds for people who can't afford wires
by TheMemeMan54 May 13, 2019
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Air Sprinkler

It’s hot in here, turn on the air sprinkler.
by Mule1986 December 24, 2021
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Throwing Air

Throwing Air:

When an artist, particularly within the electronic bass music scene, while playing a set suddenly unleashes an exorbitant quantity of love through sonic art. This style of art commonly known as music, otherwise characterized as precise manipulative vibrations of air.

This slang saying is said to have its origins at the very first Wakaan festival in 2019. In the spirit of Throwin' Air, festival participants partook in an unspoken abstract metaphysical interpretation of the aforementioned phrase by graciously flapping Chinese fountain palm fans on fellow festival goers, effectively fanning air on each other. NOT to be confused with actually Throwin' Air, which is one can only obtain through true artistic aptitude, growth, and lastly access to a minimum of at least 400,000 Watts of the almighty Bass.

Example of use passively in conversation:

*Runs to find group of homies at the fucking totem pole that nobody wants that guy in your group to bring but its a festival so we gotta let it slide* "DJ Apple iOS was straight up throwin' air when he dropped his classic finger combo and unleashed 'Option–Volume Up'?! I hope there's not much moisture in the air otherwise we might end up with a high intensity tornado formed from a supercell thunderstorm emerging, as the saying goes.
Throwing Air - When an artist at a music festival for bass music, such as the real MVP - Wakaan Festival - Drops a crunchy bass drop that is to not only your personal liking, but to the liking of the entire audience. When that happens, you can could say that certain artist is "Throwing Air" (same/similar/almost the same word, except the 'g' is on the stage doing this Throwin' Air)
by Sir Donem Muellete a la Deurte October 22, 2019
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