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library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
mugGet the library airmug.

air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.
Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!
by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009
mugGet the air fellatiomug.

air muffin

steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.
"aw man did you see tom air muffin the shit out of cindy?"
"cindy that poor mofo, she got ass-air allll over her face."
by j.corn November 26, 2006
mugGet the air muffinmug.

air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop
birds were attacking me so i started air crusting
by crusterizer April 5, 2013
mugGet the air crustingmug.

air France

by ya know? October 8, 2023
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air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.
by GingerArch December 20, 2013
mugGet the air trumpetmug.

air change

The act of rolling down all the windows in a car simultaneously so that the wind replaces all the old air with new.

Air changes are, like oil changes, a routine part of car maintenance especially during long car rides or if the car has a bad smell in it.
"awww duuude... JESUS, that is awful. Shit, man. We need an air change, pronto."

"Dude it's getting mad stuffy in this vehicle, let's get an air change."
by G. C. Thompson April 13, 2008
mugGet the air changemug.

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