located over a 30-acre lakeside campus in Patchogue, Long Island, "The Teaching College" prepares undergrads to become "Future Teachers of America." "St. Joe's," as it is affectionately referred to by current students, offers students a great education at relatively low cost (70% of students recieve some form of financial aid/scholarship!)
St. Joe's is also known for its comprehensive business major and related concentrations, and offers a full range of other majors and programs besides teaching and business.
For the fifth year in a row, the 2007 ranking of America’s Best Colleges by U.S. News and World Report named St. Joseph's College to the top tier of the "Northern Comprehensive Colleges – Bachelor’s" category.
St. Joseph's has two campuses, one on Long Island (Suffolk County)and the other in Brooklyn. Even though the L.I. campus is mostly a commuter school, don't let that fool you.
Lasting friendships ensue due to a strong sense of community on campus: student government, campus activities board, dozens of clubs and greek life opprotunities await!
Oh--and most of the parties are pretty sick.
St. Joe's is also known for its comprehensive business major and related concentrations, and offers a full range of other majors and programs besides teaching and business.
For the fifth year in a row, the 2007 ranking of America’s Best Colleges by U.S. News and World Report named St. Joseph's College to the top tier of the "Northern Comprehensive Colleges – Bachelor’s" category.
St. Joseph's has two campuses, one on Long Island (Suffolk County)and the other in Brooklyn. Even though the L.I. campus is mostly a commuter school, don't let that fool you.
Lasting friendships ensue due to a strong sense of community on campus: student government, campus activities board, dozens of clubs and greek life opprotunities await!
Oh--and most of the parties are pretty sick.
I've met so many awesome people while going to school at St. Joseph's College, if only they could fix that web registration!
by NicoleSJC March 14, 2007
A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.
Sweet St Darwin of the Galapagos you are an idiot!
by allabaster July 16, 2009
by j April 04, 2005
A term for the condition of the alcoholic population of Key West after a wild night, typically found asleep on the sidewalks of Duval St. or on the docks near Mallory Square.
"Man, I drove in to Key West this morning and I could've sworn I saw a dead guy on the side of the road."
"Nah, he wasn't dead, he was just Duval St. Dead."
"Nah, he wasn't dead, he was just Duval St. Dead."
by AdmiralSpiffy August 09, 2009
St kilda road is well known for its Prostitution and hookers, does really well with jokes that only smart Melbournians know
by tarrrrrnay July 10, 2010
2006 PCL Football champs after beating an overmatched O'Hara team, made up entirely of those who were too retarded to get in or their little sisters. SJP is located in North Philadelphia and the mention of the word prep around students elsewhere send them into an embarrassed rage and a torrent of curses and comments about homosexuality and financial position.
SJP is famous among girls for their mixers, dances in which there is a ratio of 3 girls to a guy.
St. Joe's Prep is the archrival of every other Catholic League Red school, as evidenced by every principal mentioning their "bitter rivalry" to anyone who will listen. There biggest "rival" is LaSalle, a school of infinite collared shirts and almost decent sports teams. There is a rumor going around that, after falling over retarded and accidentally beating St. Joe's in the Turkey Bowl, their version of a Catholic League championship, the team was given a 4.0 GPA and allowed to skip school for the rest of their time there, although none of them took up the offer because they wanted to impress their friends by using the game as lifelong bragging rights.
St. Joe's is a school of well-earned repuatation who could really care less about the slanderous tough guys of Don Guanella's sister school, Cardinal O'Hara, and other places of such bad-talking disposition who may want to look up several words in this definition to make sure that they're not just some sort of slang- words like "a" and "the".
SJP is famous among girls for their mixers, dances in which there is a ratio of 3 girls to a guy.
St. Joe's Prep is the archrival of every other Catholic League Red school, as evidenced by every principal mentioning their "bitter rivalry" to anyone who will listen. There biggest "rival" is LaSalle, a school of infinite collared shirts and almost decent sports teams. There is a rumor going around that, after falling over retarded and accidentally beating St. Joe's in the Turkey Bowl, their version of a Catholic League championship, the team was given a 4.0 GPA and allowed to skip school for the rest of their time there, although none of them took up the offer because they wanted to impress their friends by using the game as lifelong bragging rights.
St. Joe's is a school of well-earned repuatation who could really care less about the slanderous tough guys of Don Guanella's sister school, Cardinal O'Hara, and other places of such bad-talking disposition who may want to look up several words in this definition to make sure that they're not just some sort of slang- words like "a" and "the".
St. Joe's Prep
OHara student: "duuuuuuuuuh mmmmmmmmmmm uhh they is feguts? OOOOOOOOOOOPPS I hef to go to class in traylor track one"
OHara student: "duuuuuuuuuh mmmmmmmmmmm uhh they is feguts? OOOOOOOOOOOPPS I hef to go to class in traylor track one"
by highlighter March 03, 2006
by CardsFan08 December 10, 2010