Lube the dog’s arse

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

Lame Arse Duck

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019

Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly

Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse

by See mack October 07, 2020

sicken your arse

When you're totally disgusted with someone or something.

Jaysus that would sicken your arse.
That lad, he'd sicken your hole!

by Holy Arse September 12, 2020

Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

by Aunty whai February 04, 2019

succ my arse

The act of telling somebody to suck your ass.

"Hey you, can you please succ my arse?" said Jack

by screw you for taking my name November 06, 2017

Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009