Appranal 

The act of assessing another's anus to find ether its value or rating for anal sex.

Guy1: whats Jamerlyus doing today
Guy2: hes paying Jack for another appranal he still thinks he could fit more than me.

Appranal by big guy January 27, 2017

April 5th 

People born on this day are intelligent, amusing, drop dead gorgeous and of course caring! Having a friend born on April 5th is like Jesus being your friend!

People born on this day should stay away from the color magenta and the number 107.

People born on this day should stay away from people name Jessica, Marion, Yasmin, Jasper, Carolina, Joseph, Nathan and Gerry.
Anyone who gets in the way of someone born on this day is in for an axe in their back so watch out!

Wow! You were born on April 5th? You’re like the Queen.

April 5th by CamilaThornton324 November 4, 2019

apheliosed

1. the act of getting fucked by a very balanced champion

man i just got apheliosed

apheliosed by Jingle dicks February 25, 2020

statutory apeshit 

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

statutory apeshit by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

Cock Ape 

Someone who, through testosterone fueled stubbornness, devolves into ape-like characteristics when unable to hold together their argument/position, usually in a debate.

After he was fact checked, Jake in his complete ignorance, anger, and utmost saltiness began shouting "Fuck you faggot" while making threatening gestures at the children from his youth group.

Douchebag tried to cut me and busted his taillight. He went complete cock ape trying to get me out of my car.

Cock Ape by pistoleer September 15, 2016

fjell ape 

A Fjell ape which roughly translates to “mountain monkey” in Norwegian, is a insult most commonly used against

Swedish & Norwegians as a joke.

“Hey whats up fjell ape”

fjell ape by NordicNibba August 6, 2019

fiona apple 

the hottest american singer ever she is mommy n girlboss

your mom: damn, fiona apple is pretty hot
your dad: i agree
your sister: mf turned me lesbian
your brother: mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
your whole family: dayymm

fiona apple by imbetterthenyouatfortnite February 7, 2022